We report a rare domestic case of exposure to tianeptine and use of a novel, extended-release, six-armed, star-shaped, drug delivery capsule. A 40-year-old male with a history of depression, anxiety, ethanol, opioid, cannabis, and tobacco use disorders presented to the emergency department (ED) from a substance abuse residential recovery treatment program after developing hypertension, tachycardia, and tremor for two day. He used an extended-release, six-armed, star-shaped, drug delivery device he purchased online, filling each arm with 15 mg of tianeptine (90 mg total). His intention was to mitigate the symptoms of kratom/opioid withdrawal through this extended-release method while simultaneously undergoing formal treatment for ethanol withdrawal. Tianeptine is an atypical tricyclic antidepressant that exerts complex mechanisms of action including serotonin (5-HT) neuromodulation as well as full μ-opioid and ∂-opioid receptor agonism. The capsule itself is made of caprolactone, which is a bioabsorbable material similar to absorbable sutures, initially developed as a long-term enteral antimalarial delivery method and is not FDA approved for human use. Over the course of the patients two day hospitalization course he developed symptoms consistent with uncomplicated ethanol withdrawal, which were treated with as-needed phenobarbital. No clinical manifestations of opioid or serotonin toxicity developed. Serial EKGs and telemetry monitoring remained unchanged. The patient was then medically cleared and discharged back to the residential recovery treatment program.