Link-Based Game (High Thoughts)

On a warm quiet Friday afternoon, in the city of San Francisco, there lived a young man named Lenno. He checks the time just to see that it's 4:31 pm, 11 minutes after his celebration for the start of the weekend. As a typical gamer that he is, Lenno turns on his PS4 while continuing his celebration; when suddenly ideas and thoughts start to form and invade his mind... [[If someone dies in a living room, is it still a living room?]] [[If you're in a competition by yourself, do you come in first or last?]] [[If you clean a vacuum, do you become the vacuum cleaner?]]

If someone dies in a living room, is it still a living room? I mean what are the chances of someone to die in a living room, and why is a living room named a living room in the first place? There's the bedroom/s where the beds are at, the bathroom where you bathe, the kitchen where you cook, and then the living room... [[where you live?]] [[Hold up, talking about rooms, why does kitchen not have 'room' in it's title]]

If you clean a vacuum, do you become the vacuum cleaner? But then who cleans you? Does that person become the vacuum cleaner... cleaner? What if you clean yourself, like a normal person, would that make you a vacuum cleaner and the vacuum cleaner... cleaner? Damn this shii making my head hurt... [[Take a hit to clear your mind.]]

I mean technically we are all living in every part of the house, except when you're not, so why the hell is it called the living room? Will I survive a zombie apocalypse if I just stayed in my living room? If I was diagnosed with cancer, would I survive if I stayed in the living room? [[WHAT IF, they named it the living room because it's actually living.]] [[Take another hit?]]

Hmmmm... kithchen room... kitchen room.... KITHCEN ROOM. Nah that don't sound right, but yet again it don't sound correct because we are used to saying kitchen. See now why did they name the kitchen... kitchen, what does that have to do with food or cooking. I swear words are sooo confusing for no reason... [[Wait, words are just sounds that our mouths make!]] [[Is baaad, I wish I knew how to cook.]]

Imagine everything in the living room alive. One second you can be on the couch watching TV and the next second the TV just transforms into some sort of robot. Or what if the couch just starts talking and you end up having a whole deep conversation with it... [[What if Transformers actually existed?]] [[How would my conversation with the couch be like?]]

Lenno realizes that he is coming down so he decides to fuel up his brain once again. 1...2...3...4...5...6 seconds after and he's back up in the clouds... [[If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?]] [[If life is unfair to everyone, does that mean life is actually fair?]]

What can I even talk about with a couch? What if I name my own couch, what would I even name it? WOOD!! Damn but like low key, wood been through some shii. If anything I'll probably just apologize to the poor furniture... sorry for all the gases I produced... sorry for all the drinks and foods I spilled... Oooooo but some pizza right now would SMACK. [[Order some pizza.]]

Does that mean that the bar of soap gets dirtier every time we use it, since it makes us cleaner? But if the soap gets dirty, then how will it serve its purpose of cleaning things? Wouldn't the dirty part of the soap just transfer from the soap to the next thing it tries to clean? Wait so then does that mean its true purpose is not to clean things, but to transfer the dirty parts of things to other things? [[Will a bar of soap be edible?]]

That does make sense right, since everyone is being treated unfairly from life, so then technically life is being fair with everyone. Are all things that are unfair, the same level of unfairness? Say one person gets fired from his/her job and another person just lost her significant other. Are those equally unfair? Surely not, so then going back to the question... life isn't fair is it? Maaaan life's just fucked up and anything can happen, but that's why I'm gonna live a fun life, not a long one.

If you're in a competition by yourself, do you come in first or last? What kind of competitions can I have by myself? Lets see, I can have an eating contest, staring contest, who can hold their breath the longest, or even a rolling contest... [[Start rolling.]] [[But see if I do end up coming in first, who would be last and vice versa?]]

Lenno just staring at his TV in silent then comes up with a great idea. He grabs all the important essentials, locks his room door, turns on his fan, and proceeds to pack the rolling paper with some gas. It took him a good 10 minutes but a masterpiece was created, and every masterpiece needs to be appreciated. [[Create a cloudy room.]] [[Go for a st(roll)]]

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As Lenno starts to massage his forehead, he looks slightly to the right where he sees the solution to stop this headache of his. He reaches for his special apparatus; inhales then exhales, to see a small cloud. [[One wasn't enough.]] [[If you smoke weed on a boat, does that make it seaweed?]] [[Actions supposedly speak louder than words, but speaking is also an action.]]

While he looks at what seems like clouds from the sky above, Lenno looks down at his apparatus and decides to go at it one more time. This time he inhaled for longer but once he exhaled he started bursting with coughs. Cough after cough, Lenno was dying so he goes and grabs his waterbottle and gulps it down. [[Head starts to feel real hazy.]]

Ewww seaweed low key nasty, but imagine having your own boat... your own cruiseship... ooo your own rocketship.

What at first sounded like a good idea, playing some video games instantly became such a drag. Lenno was feeling pressure behind his eyes and a heavy pulse on his head. He turns off his PS4 and stares at his bed for a cool minute. "AHH Fuck it, a nap it is." GOODNIGHT LENNO.

What if I just lite up right now? I mean... I am alone... nah but this shii loud as fuck, my mom will definitely smell this fire. Yet again she ain't coming back til later tonight, I got a few hours for the smell to go away. Plus, I'm gonna be blowing it out the window, I will just make sure to clean up nice and put eye drops... Naahhh, I don't want to risk it; I heard there was going to be a nice sunset today either way. [[Go for a st(roll)]]

Lenno then goes to get his laptop, turns it on and proceeds to order two medium pizzas; one pepperoni and one hawaiin. 30 minutes later and the deliver man is finally outside, but it was worth it because pizza while your baked is good AS FUCK!

Damn but how cool will it be to have a transformer? Imagine just having your own bumblebee in your garage. Brooooooo no way, don't tell me... the reason we don't go to the dark side of the moon.. is.. because of... TRANSFORMERS. Does that mean that the government knew this but didn't tell us, the people? I mean we don't know what kind of aliens they have in Area 51. Damn I want my own alien friend, life sucks >:(.

Lenno takes a look of the outside world and all of the fun and interesting adventures that can be discovered. He puts on his shoes, gets his cookies jacket and heads out for a nice relaxing walk. Bernal Hills is his destination, which is a few blocks away from his house and the best spot, in his opinion, because of the view you get to experience. Once ontop of the hill he sparked up and was able to see one of the best sunsets yet. As it was getting dark he walked back home, went to his room and went straight to bed. GOODNIGHT LENNO.

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Like it's not that I'm oblivious when it comes to making any type of food; I know how to make cereal and oatmeal and eggs and sandwhiches and eggs and tuna and eggs and more eggs because I mean... eggs. I just wished I was a pro cook so I can cheff it up everytime the munchies kick in. All those foods I can make, or or all those creations I can fabricate. Alright let's go check what I can go make to eat. Lenno opens the fridge... "Yup eggs will do it." [[Scrambled]] [[Sunny Side Up]] [[Over Easy]]

Sure it will be edible, I suppose, but your tastebuds won't like you anymore. What foods look like a bar of soap that will make your tastebuds appreciate you then? Cheese? Eww no... oooo but some marshmellows, now we're talking. We might actually have some marshmellows, now that I think about it... [[Make some s'mores?]] [[Chubby bunny... Fuck it?]]

Lenno runs to the kitchen with excitement, already flavoring them s'mores. He first looks for the marshmellows... done, then for the crackers... but he can't find any. He then sees the empty box of crackers in the trash. His dream has been crused so he depressively walks to go find the Hershey's, just to find a whole stash of different brands of chocolates. His eyes are glowing and his mouth is drooling, he grabs a couple of bags and sneaks to his room with them. What a better way to enjoy your night than watching Youtube while getting diabeties... Nothing!

Lenno goes to the kitchen to look for the marshmellows to do this challenge for no god damn reason, but it is what it is. At first it was easy, 2 marshmellows down, 5 down, now 7, then he got to 10 but that's when he started gagging and the urge to throw up was steadily increasing. 5 minutes later and hes in the bathroom puking. Lenno was never seen doing that stupid challenge again.

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