Hello, and welcome to the game. Simply click that "Win" link down there to win.
(set: $main to 1)
[[Win]]
[[No->Main 2]]Congratulations! You won the game!
[[Play again from beginning->Main 1]]
[[Continue from previous room->Main $main]]No? You can't be serious.
(set: $main to 2)
[[Win]]
[[No->Main 3]]Is this some sort of prank? You can just win right now.
(set: $main to 3)
[[Win]]
[[No->Main 4]]Haha, I get it, very funny.
(set: $main to 4)
[[Win]]
[[No->Main 5]]Maybe I'll just move the "No" button out of the way to dissuade you.
(set: $main to 5)
[[Win]]
(align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[[[No->Main 6]]]Try to click "No" again, I dare you.
(set: $main to 6)
[[[Win]]]<w| (mouseover-replace: ?w)[[[No->Main 7]]]
[[[No->Main 7]]]<n| (mouseover-replace: ?n)[[[Win]]]Wow, just look at all those "Win" links for you to click.
(set: $main to 7)
[[[Win]]]<w1| (mouseover-replace: ?w1)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w2| (mouseover-replace: ?w2)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w3| (mouseover-replace: ?w3)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w4| (mouseover-replace: ?w4)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w5| (mouseover-replace: ?w5)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w6| (mouseover-replace: ?w6)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w7| (mouseover-replace: ?w7)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w8| (mouseover-replace: ?w8)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w9| (mouseover-replace: ?w9)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w10| (mouseover-replace: ?w10)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w11| (mouseover-replace: ?w11)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w12| (mouseover-replace: ?w12)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w13| (mouseover-replace: ?w13)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w14| (mouseover-replace: ?w14)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w15| (mouseover-replace: ?w15)[[[No->Main 8]]]
[[[Win]]]<w16| (mouseover-replace: ?w16)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w17| (mouseover-replace: ?w17)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w18| (mouseover-replace: ?w18)[[[Win]]]How about a little more "Win" links then?
(set: $main to 8)
[[[Win]]]<w1| (mouseover-replace: ?w1)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w2| (mouseover-replace: ?w2)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w3| (mouseover-replace: ?w3)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w4| (mouseover-replace: ?w4)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w5| (mouseover-replace: ?w5)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w6| (mouseover-replace: ?w6)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w7| (mouseover-replace: ?w7)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w8| (mouseover-replace: ?w8)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w9| (mouseover-replace: ?w9)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w10| (mouseover-replace: ?w10)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w11| (mouseover-replace: ?w11)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w12| (mouseover-replace: ?w12)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w13| (mouseover-replace: ?w13)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w14| (mouseover-replace: ?w14)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w15| (mouseover-replace: ?w15)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w16| (mouseover-replace: ?w16)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w17| (mouseover-replace: ?w17)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w18| (mouseover-replace: ?w18)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w19| (mouseover-replace: ?w19)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w20| (mouseover-replace: ?w20)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w21| (mouseover-replace: ?w21)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w22| (mouseover-replace: ?w22)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w23| (mouseover-replace: ?w23)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w24| (mouseover-replace: ?w24)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w25| (mouseover-replace: ?w25)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w26| (mouseover-replace: ?w26)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w27| (mouseover-replace: ?w27)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w28| (mouseover-replace: ?w28)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w29| (mouseover-replace: ?w29)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w30| (mouseover-replace: ?w30)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w31| (mouseover-replace: ?w31)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w32| (mouseover-replace: ?w32)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w33| (mouseover-replace: ?w33)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w34| (mouseover-replace: ?w34)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w35| (mouseover-replace: ?w35)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w36| (mouseover-replace: ?w36)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w37| (mouseover-replace: ?w37)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w38| (mouseover-replace: ?w38)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w39| (mouseover-replace: ?w39)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w40| (mouseover-replace: ?w40)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w41| (mouseover-replace: ?w41)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w42| (mouseover-replace: ?w42)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w43| (mouseover-replace: ?w43)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w44| (mouseover-replace: ?w44)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w45| (mouseover-replace: ?w45)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w46| (mouseover-replace: ?w46)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w47| (mouseover-replace: ?w47)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w48| (mouseover-replace: ?w48)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w49| (mouseover-replace: ?w49)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w50| (mouseover-replace: ?w50)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w51| (mouseover-replace: ?w51)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w52| (mouseover-replace: ?w52)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w53| (mouseover-replace: ?w53)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w54| (mouseover-replace: ?w54)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w55| (mouseover-replace: ?w55)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w56| (mouseover-replace: ?w56)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w57| (mouseover-replace: ?w57)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w58| (mouseover-replace: ?w58)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w59| (mouseover-replace: ?w59)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w60| (mouseover-replace: ?w60)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w61| (mouseover-replace: ?w61)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w62| (mouseover-replace: ?w62)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w63| (mouseover-replace: ?w63)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w64| (mouseover-replace: ?w64)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w65| (mouseover-replace: ?w65)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w66| (mouseover-replace: ?w66)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w67| (mouseover-replace: ?w67)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w68| (mouseover-replace: ?w68)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w69| (mouseover-replace: ?w69)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w70| (mouseover-replace: ?w70)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w71| (mouseover-replace: ?w71)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w72| (mouseover-replace: ?w72)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w73| (mouseover-replace: ?w73)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w74| (mouseover-replace: ?w74)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w75| (mouseover-replace: ?w75)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w76| (mouseover-replace: ?w76)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w77| (mouseover-replace: ?w77)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w78| (mouseover-replace: ?w78)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w79| (mouseover-replace: ?w79)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w80| (mouseover-replace: ?w80)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w81| (mouseover-replace: ?w81)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w82| (mouseover-replace: ?w82)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w83| (mouseover-replace: ?w83)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w84| (mouseover-replace: ?w84)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w85| (mouseover-replace: ?w85)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w86| (mouseover-replace: ?w86)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w87| (mouseover-replace: ?w87)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w88| (mouseover-replace: ?w88)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w89| (mouseover-replace: ?w89)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w90| (mouseover-replace: ?w90)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w91| (mouseover-replace: ?w91)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w92| (mouseover-replace: ?w92)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w93| (mouseover-replace: ?w93)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w94| (mouseover-replace: ?w94)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w95| (mouseover-replace: ?w95)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w96| (mouseover-replace: ?w96)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w97| (mouseover-replace: ?w97)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w98| (mouseover-replace: ?w98)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w99| (mouseover-replace: ?w99)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w100| (mouseover-replace: ?w100)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w101| (mouseover-replace: ?w101)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w102| (mouseover-replace: ?w102)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w103| (mouseover-replace: ?w103)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w104| (mouseover-replace: ?w104)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w105| (mouseover-replace: ?w105)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w106| (mouseover-replace: ?w106)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w107| (mouseover-replace: ?w107)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w108| (mouseover-replace: ?w108)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w109| (mouseover-replace: ?w109)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w110| (mouseover-replace: ?w110)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w111| (mouseover-replace: ?w111)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w112| (mouseover-replace: ?w112)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w113| (mouseover-replace: ?w113)[[[No->Main 9]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w114| (mouseover-replace: ?w114)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w115| (mouseover-replace: ?w115)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w116| (mouseover-replace: ?w116)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w117| (mouseover-replace: ?w117)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w118| (mouseover-replace: ?w118)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w119| (mouseover-replace: ?w119)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w120| (mouseover-replace: ?w120)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w121| (mouseover-replace: ?w121)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w122| (mouseover-replace: ?w122)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w123| (mouseover-replace: ?w123)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w124| (mouseover-replace: ?w124)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w125| (mouseover-replace: ?w125)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w126| (mouseover-replace: ?w126)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w127| (mouseover-replace: ?w127)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w128| (mouseover-replace: ?w128)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w129| (mouseover-replace: ?w129)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w130| (mouseover-replace: ?w130)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w131| (mouseover-replace: ?w131)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w132| (mouseover-replace: ?w132)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w133| (mouseover-replace: ?w133)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w134| (mouseover-replace: ?w134)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w135| (mouseover-replace: ?w135)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w136| (mouseover-replace: ?w136)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w137| (mouseover-replace: ?w137)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w138| (mouseover-replace: ?w138)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w139| (mouseover-replace: ?w139)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w140| (mouseover-replace: ?w140)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w141| (mouseover-replace: ?w141)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w142| (mouseover-replace: ?w142)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w143| (mouseover-replace: ?w143)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w144| (mouseover-replace: ?w144)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w145| (mouseover-replace: ?w145)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w146| (mouseover-replace: ?w146)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w147| (mouseover-replace: ?w147)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w148| (mouseover-replace: ?w148)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w149| (mouseover-replace: ?w149)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w150| (mouseover-replace: ?w150)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w151| (mouseover-replace: ?w151)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w152| (mouseover-replace: ?w152)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w153| (mouseover-replace: ?w153)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w154| (mouseover-replace: ?w154)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w155| (mouseover-replace: ?w155)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w156| (mouseover-replace: ?w156)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w157| (mouseover-replace: ?w157)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w158| (mouseover-replace: ?w158)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w159| (mouseover-replace: ?w159)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w160| (mouseover-replace: ?w160)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w161| (mouseover-replace: ?w161)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w162| (mouseover-replace: ?w162)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w163| (mouseover-replace: ?w163)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w164| (mouseover-replace: ?w164)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w165| (mouseover-replace: ?w165)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w166| (mouseover-replace: ?w166)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w167| (mouseover-replace: ?w167)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w168| (mouseover-replace: ?w168)[[[Win]]]
[[[Win]]]<w169| (mouseover-replace: ?w169)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w170| (mouseover-replace: ?w170)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w171| (mouseover-replace: ?w171)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w172| (mouseover-replace: ?w172)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w173| (mouseover-replace: ?w173)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w174| (mouseover-replace: ?w174)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w175| (mouseover-replace: ?w175)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w176| (mouseover-replace: ?w176)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w177| (mouseover-replace: ?w177)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w178| (mouseover-replace: ?w178)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w179| (mouseover-replace: ?w179)[[[Win]]] \
[[[Win]]]<w180| (mouseover-replace: ?w180)[[[Win]]] Everytime you click "No", a puppy dies.
(set: $main to 9)
[[Win]]
[[No->Main 10]]... you monster
(set: $main to 10)
[[Win]]
[[No->Main 11]]Fine. The "(text-colour:white)[[[No->Main 12]]]" button has been removed. You have to win now.
(set: $main to 11)
[[Win]]Very clever, but I wonder where it went now?
(set: $main to 12)
[[Win]]
{(live: 500)[
(if: (time % 10000 >= 0) and (time % 10000 < 500))[[[No->Main 13]]]
(else: )[(text-colour:black)[[[No->Main 13]]]]
]}Didn't your parents ever teach you not to be nosy?! If you keep defying me like this, you might uncover things that you wish you'd never learned.
(set: $main to 13)
[[Win]]
[[No->Main 14]](if: $main is not 14)[Okay, that's it! I've had it trying to knock some sense into you. The "No" Button has been smashed apart with a sledgehammer and the pieces are scattered across time and space. I guess you'll just have to win the game now.
(set: $main to 14, $pieces to (a: false, false, false, false, false), $pieceStr to "")
[[Win]]
(link:"...")[By the way, definitely stay out of that interdimensional portal down there, I've heard those things can cause nasty skin boils.
[[Enter Interdimensional Portal->Portal]]]](else:)[Back again? Have you tried winning the game and going home yet? \
(if: any of $pieces is true)[And don't think those stupid little lines you've been collecting will do anything.]
[[Win]] (if: all of $pieces is true)[
(link:$pieceStr)[[[No->Main 15]]]](else-if: any of $pieces is true)[
(text-color: blue)[$pieceStr]]
[[Enter Interdimensional Portal->Portal]]](text-color: gray)[//You are flying through an intermensional portal.// \
(if: not (all of $pieces is true))[//A number of exits appear.//]
(set: $pieceChars to (a: "|", "\\", "|", "◠", "◡")) \
(if: any of $pieces is true)[//You have the following button pieces://
{(set: $pieceStr to "")
(for: each _i, ...(range: 1,5))[
(if: $pieces's (_i))[
(set: $pieceStr to it + " " + $pieceChars's (_i))
]
]
(text-color: blue)[$pieceStr]}]]
\
(if: not $pieces's 1st)[[
Lush Exit->Task 1a]] \
(if: not $pieces's 2nd)[[
Noisy Exit->Task 2a]] \
(if: not $pieces's 3rd)[[
Metal Exit->Task 3a]] \
(if: not $pieces's 4th)[[
Crowded Exit->Task 4a]] \
(if: not $pieces's 5th)[[
Playful Exit->Task 5a]]
[[Go back->Main 14]](text-color: gray)[//You seem to have arrived in prehistoric times. A group of early humans are nearby at the bottom of a valley, and are busy worshipping a suspiciously blue stick. A large boulder teeters next to you, and a forest lies behind you.//]
[[Roll the boulder down the valley]]
[[Venture into the forest]]
[[Join in the worshipping]]
[[Attempt to stealthily steal the stick]]
[[Back to the portal->Portal]](text-color:gray)[//You've arrived at what appears to be a clockmaker's shop. Timekeeping devices of various kinds litter the floor and walls, ticking loudly in perfect unison. In the center of the room is a table, upon which lies a wooden box.//]
[[Examine the box->Task 2b]](text-color: gray)[//You arrive in some sort of casino, though everyone around you is a robot. Silver andriods are walking around eating, drinking, and playing strange games with cards and dice. One bot in a top hat notices you and beeps angrily at you, motioning for you to come with them.//]
[[Approach the robot->Task 3b]](text-color: gray)[//You seem to have arrived on the streets of modern day New York. A blue, half-eaten donut is lying on the floor.//]
[[Pick up the donut->Task 4 End]]
[[Back to the portal->Portal]](text-color: gray)[//You seem to be in some kind of kitchen. All the drawers and cupboards are labeled, but they all seem to contain the wrong things. The "Pans" drawer has pots, the "Pots" drawer has pans, etc. A purple, otherworldy fridge towers in one corner of the room.//]
[[Inspect the fridge->Task 5b]](text-color: gray)[//Button piece found://] (text-color: blue)[(print: $pieceChars's 1st)]
(set: $pieces to (a:true) + its (range:2,5))
[[Back to the portal->Portal]](text-color: gray)[//Button piece found://] (text-color: blue)[(print: $pieceChars's 2nd)]
(set: $pieces to its (a:1) + (a:true) + its (a:3,4,5))
[[Back to the portal->Portal]](text-color: gray)[//Button piece found://] (text-color: blue)[(print: $pieceChars's 3rd)]
(set: $pieces to its (a:1,2) + (a:true) + its (a:4,5))
[[Back to the portal->Portal]](text-color: gray)[//Button piece found://] (text-color: blue)[(print: $pieceChars's 4th)]
(set: $pieces to its (a:1,2,3) + (a:true) + its (a:5))
[[Back to the portal->Portal]](text-color: gray)[//Button piece found://] (text-color: blue)[(print: $pieceChars's 5th)]
(set: $pieces to its (range:1,4) + (a:true))
[[Back to the portal->Portal]]You're a real headache, do you know that?
(set: $main to 15)
[[Win]]
[[No->Main 16]]Please just click the "Win" link while you still can.
(set: $main to 16)
[[Win]]
(link: "No")[I'm trying to work with you here
(link: "No")[Enough is enough
(link: "No")[Trust me, you really don't want to do this
(link: "No")[Haven't you annoyed me enough yet?
(link: "No")[The "Win" link is right there
(link: "No")[Why are you still wasting your time?
(link: "No")[Do you really have nothing better to do?
(link: "No")[I'm just about at my wit's end
(link: "No")[Fine. FINE. Your persistence at rejecting my generosity has completely broken me. Take this thing and get out of here.
(link: "...")[[[Lose]]]]]]]]]]]]Uh oh, you lost :(. Looks like your body became consumed by raging skin boils developed from entering that interdimensional portal and you died a horrible death. Happy now?
[[Play again->Main 1]](text-color:gray)[//The box is ornate, with the different sized clocks carved into the surface. A combination lock holds it shut, with an inscription above the lock simply reading "TIME".//]
(cycling-link: bind $i,"0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9") \
(cycling-link: bind $j,"0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9") \
(cycling-link: bind $k,"0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9") \
(cycling-link: bind $l,"0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9")
{(event: when
((current-time:)'s 2nd is ":" and
$i is "0" and
$j is (current-time:)'s 1st and
$k is (current-time:)'s 3rd and
$l is (current-time:)'s 4th) or
($i is (current-time:)'s 1st and
$j is (current-time:)'s 2nd and
$k is (current-time:)'s 4th and
$l is (current-time:)'s 5th))
[(text-color:gray)[//The lock unlatches and falls to the floor.//]
<br>
[[Open the box->Task 2 End]]]
}
[[Back to the portal->Portal]](text-color: gray)[//The robot is holding a pair of eight sided dice and hands you a pair of six sided dice. He prepares to roll his pair, indicating that you should do the same.//]
{(set: $a1 to (random: 1,8), $a2 to (random: 1,8),
$b1 to (random: 1,6), $b2 to (random: 1,6))
(set: $a3 to $a1 + $a2, $b3 to $b1 + $b2)}
(link-replace: "Roll the die")[(text-color: gray)[//The robot rolled a (text-color: gray+white)[$a1] and a (text-color: gray+white)[$a2] for a total of (text-color: gray+white)[$a3].//]
(text-color: gray)[//You rolled a (text-color: gray+white)[$b1] and a (text-color: gray+white)[$b2] for a total of (text-color: gray+white)[$b3].//]
{(if: $b3 >= $a3)[
(text-color: gray)[//The robot produces a flurry of incomprehensible beeps and runs away, leaving an object behind.//]
<br>
[[Retrieve the object->Task 3 End]]
]
(else: )[
(text-color: gray)[//The robot seems pleased with himself and runs away. A new robot with an identical top hat runs up and takes his place.//]
[[Go again->Task 3b]]
]}]
[[Back to the portal->Portal]](text-color: gray)[//The fridge is barren, except for some letter magnets that can be moved around, and a small note at one bottom corner stating "reverse".//]
{(set: $chars to (a: "b","h","f","d","e","a","g","c"), $stack to (a:))
(live: 1s)[
(for: each _char, ...$chars)[
(link-repeat: _char)[
(if: $stack's length is 0)[
(set: $stack to it + (a: _char))
]
(else-if: $stack's 1st is not _char)[
(set: $stack to it + (a: _char))
]
]
(print: " ")
]
]
(live: 10)[
(if: $stack's length >= 2)[
(set: $new_chars to (a:))
(for: each _char, ...$chars)[
(if: _char is $stack's 1st)[
(set: $new_chars to it + (a: $stack's 2nd))
(print: _char)
]
(else-if: _char is $stack's 2nd)[
(set: $new_chars to it + (a: $stack's 1st))
]
(else: )[
(set: $new_chars to it + (a: _char))
]
]
(set: $chars to $new_chars)
(set: $stack to (a:))
]
]}
{(event: when $chars is (a: "h","g","f","e","d","c","b","a"))[
(text-color: gray)[//The fridge suddenly swings open.//]
<br>
[[Take what's inside->Task 5 End]]
]}
[[Back to the portal->Portal]](text-color: gray)[//As you attempt to roll it down into the valley, you trip and fall in front of the boulder, which quickly crushes your head. Your consciousness gravitates back towards the portal.//]
[[Back to the portal->Portal]](text-color: gray)[//After wandering through the forest for a few minutes, you are attacked by a sabre-tooth tiger and painfully eaten alive. Your consciousness gravitates back towards the portal.//]
[[Back to the portal->Portal]](text-color: gray)[//You join the pack of humans in worshipping the stick. After hooting and hollering and bowing down all day, the humans offer you their beloved stick as a reward for your fierce worshipping. //]
[[Refuse the gift]]
[[Accept the gift->Task 1 End]](text-color: gray)[//You attempt to swipe the revered stick, but you happen to step on a particularly crunchy leaf as you are grabbing the stick. The pack of humans, realizing your intentions, swiftly bludgeon you to death with nearby rocks. Your consciousness gravitates back towards the portal.//]
[[Back to the portal->Portal]](text-color: gray)[//The humans swiftly bludgeon you to death with rocks for daring to disrespect their sacred gift. Your consciousness gravitates back towards the portal.//]
[[Back to the portal->Portal]]