<<audio "outside" volume 0.5 loop play>>
Clouds slowly pass you by as you look up into the [[sky]].
The sunrays hit your face, giving off a comfortable warmth that radiates from the center of your face down to your neck.
<span class="lightText"> You close your eyes... </span>
A soothing voice tells you to breathe.
[[Take a Deep Breath|story2]]
<<audio "breath1" play>><<audio "outside" volume 0.5 fadeout loop>>
You take a deep breath to grasp the moment, it was peace of mind at it's finest.
Peace...
and quiet...
A lighted marijuana joint sits in between your fingers. Smoke it?
[[Smoke|hitjoint]]
[[Throw it Out|non-smoker]]saved audio
<<cacheaudio "outside" "sounds/outside.mp3">> outside noise
<<cacheaudio "breath1" "sounds/breath1.mp3">> Breath1
<<cacheaudio "outsideBirds" "sounds/outside2.mp3">> outsideBirds noise
<<cacheaudio "burningCig1" "sounds/burningCig1.mp3">> burningCigar noise
<<cacheaudio "pockets1" "sounds/pockets1.mp3">> diggingInPockets noise
variable indicates that the passage sobers up player by 0.5
<<set $soberUp to true>>
variable indicates how high the player is
<<set $highness to 0>>
variable indicates player's inventory
<<set $pocket to ["lighter", "wallet", "phone", "eyedrops"]>>
<<set $highness to 1>><<set $soberUp to false>><<audio "outsideBirds" volume 0.2 loop play>><<audio "burningCig1" volume 1 fadeout>>
You take the joint and put it to your mouth.
You inhale the medication and let it sit in your lungs for a few seconds before exhaling it into the air.
Birds start singing in the distance.
Chirp! Chirp!
A smile widens on your face.
[[Hit the Joint Again|hitjointagain]]
[[Open Your Eyes|story3]]You were about to throw out the joint, but then you realized
"I'm not throwing this away."
<<if visited("non-smoker") <= 1 >> <<elseif visited("non-smoker") == 2 >>You felt a supernatural force hinting you to smoke the joint. Might be the wind, you're not quite sure what it is. <<elseif visited("non-smoker") == 3 >>Are you serious? <<elseif visited("non-smoker") == 4 >> This game is called "<span style="font-weight:bold">Pothead</span> Tales". I made this game so you can play as a pothead. Can you just smoke the joint, so we can progress our story?<<else>><<goto "non-smokerEnd">>
<</if>>
[[Throw it out|non-smoker]]
[[Hit the joint|hitjoint]]<<audio "pockets1" volume 2 fadeout>>You dig through your pockets to see what you have.
You find the following items:
<<print $pocket>>
<<back "Back">><<set $highness += 1>><<set $soberUp to false>><<audio "burningCig1" volume 0.5 fadeout>>
<<if $highness >= 4>> Well shit. <</if>>You decide to take another hit. <<if $highness >= 4>>You apparently love to smoke.<</if>>
This time, you hold it in your lungs for a little longer, then exhaled it into the air... again.
<<if $highness >= 8>> Your eyelids start to feel really heavy.<</if>>
<<if $highness >= 10>> <<goto "highend">> <</if>>
[[How High are You?|highness]]
[[Hit the Joint Again|hitjointagain]]
<<if previous() is "hitjoint">>
[[Open Your Eyes|story3]] <<elseif previous() is "story3">> [[Go to Class|story4]] <<else>> There was an error, restart the game. <</if>>
<<set $soberUp to true>>
You open your eyes to find yourself outside, behind a tall portable building.
Doesn't seem like anyone knows your here, even though you're out in the open.
"Oh shit", you thought to yourself.
"I'm supposed to be in class..."
[[Go to Class|story4]]
[[Check Your Pockets|pocket]]
[[Hit Joint Again|hitjointagain]]<<if $highness <= 2>>You can't really feel anything. You aren't that high.
"sober as a gopher" - E40
<<elseif $highness > 2 and $highness <= 7>>You're High. You're also a little thirsty. Cotton mouth probably.
<<else>>You are too high. You actually have a pretty bad migraine. Is this even normal?
<</if>>
<<back "Back">><<audio "outsideBirds" volume 0.2 fadeout>>You got so high you knocked out right where you stood.
Your limbs start twitching and foam starts to form around the side of your mouth.
The End.
/* Whether player sobers up in the passage or not*/
<<if $soberUp is false>>
(debug note) If you see this, player did not sober up.
<<elseif $highness <=0 >>
(debug note) If you see this, player is already sober.
<<else>>
<<set $highness -= 0.5>>
(debug note) If you see this, player did sobered up by 1.
<</if>><<set $soberUp to true>><<audio "pockets1" volume 0.5 fadeout>>
You put out the joint and pocket it before stepping out of your hiding spot.
<<set $pocket.pushUnique("smoked joint")>>
This is the end of progress as of 1/20/2018.
(debug) <<print $pocket>><span style="text-decoration:underline">Debug Menu</span>
soberUp true/false: <<print $soberUp>>
Highness level: <<print $highness>>
Inventory: <<print $pocket>>
<img src="images/clouds.gif" alt="sky">
<<back "Back">>After the conflicting thoughts between the two voices in your head settle, you conclude that weed has somehow caused, what seems like, the beginning stages of schizophrenia.
You open your eyes and throw the joint as far away from you as possible.
Without hesitation, you grab your phone and schedule an appointment with your doctor to see if you have schizophrenia.
"Our next appointment is about a month away..." the voice on the speaker says.
You sighed in disbelief. "You guys don't have an opening sooner?"
"Okay, we'll see you in a month!"
"wai-"
click* You hear the phone hang up.
"hello...? "
You frustratedly put the phone back in your pocket and fumble into the distance.
The End.
You are a [[Boy|boyStart1]]/[[Girl|girlStart1]].What's your name?
<<textbox "$player" "Billy" "boyStart2" autofocus>>
Press Enter When Your Done.
No story for female character yet as of 1/20/2018.
[[Uhh, I'm actually a boy.|boyStart1]]
<<back "I'm not sure what I am anymore.">>You may scroll down to skip this boring part...
Pothead Tales has referrences to drugs, violence, and possibly sexual content.
Theres also explict language.
Basically, if you a kid, leave. 18+ only. Go play on instagram or something.
This game was made for personal and educational purposes.
I also don't own any of the sounds, pictures, or music.
This game should not be publicly ditributed and DEFINITELY shouldn't be sold for money.
Basically, I have no money. Please don't sue me.
Blah blah blah....
Hello <<print $player>>! Hope you're having a nice day. You are about to play a text adventure game called Pothead Tales.
I'm sure you know what a text adventure game is.
Basically, its a interactive story game.
You read shit
and
you choose shit.
[[Choose this Shit to Start Game|story1]]
[[Choose this Shit to Start Over|start1]]
<<back "Change your name">>
[[Choose this Shit to See Shit|shit]]<img src="images/shit.png" alt="poop">
<<back "Back">>
{
(set: $start1 to true)
(set: $story3 to false)
(set: $ShowBackButton to false)
(set: $showfooter to true)
(set: $highness to 0)
(set: $pocket to (a: "eyedrops", "lighter"))
}
Clouds slowly pass you by as you look up into the sky.
The sunrays hit your face, giving off a comfortable warmth that radiates from the center of your face down to your neck.
You close your eyes...
A soothing voice tells you to breathe.
[[//**Take a Deep Breath**//|Start_2]]
(set: $start1 to false)
You take a deep breath to grasp the moment, it was peace of mind at it's finest.
*Peace*
and
*Quiet*
A lighted marijuana joint sits in between your fingers. Smoke it?
[[//**Smoke**//|hitjoint]]
[[//**Throw it Out**//|non-smoker]]
{
(set: $showfooter to false)
(set: $highness = 1)
}
You take the joint and put it to your mouth.
You inhale the medication and let it sit in your lungs for a few seconds before exhaling it into the air.
Birds start singing in the distance.
Chirp! Chirp!
A smile widens on your face.
[[//**Hit the Joint Again**//|hitjointagain]]
[[//**Open Your Eyes**//|story_3]]
<audio controls autoplay >
<source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/dpvhhl2bhirxn54/Tranquil%20Birdsong%2C%2011%20hours%20-%20Birds%20Chirping%2C%20nature%20sounds%2C%20natural%20sound%20of%20birds%20singing.mp3?dl=1" type="audio/mpeg">
</audio>
{
(set: $showfooter to false)
(set: $highness += 1)
}
(if: $highness > 4)[Well shit. ]You decide to take another hit. (if: $highness > 4)[You apparently love to smoke.]
This time, you hold it in your lungs for a little longer, then exhaled it into the air... again.
(if: $highness > 7)[Your eyelids start to feel really heavy.]
(if: $highness > 10)[(goto: "toohighend")]
[[//**How High are You?**//|Highness]]
[[//**Hit the Joint Again**//|hitjointagain]]
(if: $story3 is false)[[[//**Open Your Eyes**//|story_3]]
]
(if: $story3 is true)[[[//**Go to Class**//|story_4]]
](set: $showfooter to false)
You got so high you knocked out right where you stood.
Your limbs start twitching and foam starts to form around the side of your mouth.
(set: $showfooter to true)
(set: $story3 to true)
You open your eyes to find yourself outside, behind a tall portable building.
Doesn't seem like anyone knows your here, even though you're out in the open.
"Oh shit", you thought to yourself.
"I forgot I'm supposed to be in class..."
[[//**Go to Class**//|story_4]]
[[//**Look in Your Pocket**//|pocket]]
[[//**Take Another Hit**//|hitjointagain]]
You put out the joint and pocket it before stepping out of your hiding spot.
This is the end of my progress as of 1/18/2018(set: $ShowBackButton to true)
You dig through your pockets to see what you have.
You find the following items:
(print: $pocket)
{
(if: $start1 is false)[
(set: $history to (history:))
(set: $name to $history's last)
]
(if: $showFooter is true)[
This should not appear when $showFooter is false
(if: $highness is not 0)[(set: $highness-=1)]
]
(if: $ShowBackButton is true)[
(set: $name to (history:)'s last)
[[//back//|$name]]
(click: "back")[(set: $ShowBackButton to false)]
]
}{
(set: $ShowBackButton to true)
}
(if: $highness <= 2) [You can't tell if you even feel it. You aren't that high.]
(else-if: $highness > 2 and $highness <= 7) [You're High. You're also a little thirsty. Cotton mouth probably.]
(else:)[You are too high. You actually have a pretty bad migraine. Is this even normal?]
Double-click this passage to edit it.You were about to throw out the joint, but then you realized
"I'm not throwing this away."
(if: $name is "Start_2" or $name is "non-smoker")[You felt a supernatural force hinting you to smoke the joint. Might be the wind, you're not quite sure what it is.]
[[//**Throw it out**//|non-smoker]]
[[//**Hit the joint**//|hitjoint]]